Silver Slipper

"All the kidding aside, obviously we know about your credentials and breadth of experience, um… for example, recently at an episode of the Celebrity Apprentice, at the steak house, the men’s cooking team did not impress the judges from Omaha Steaks. There was a lot of blame to go around but you Mr. Trump, recognized that the real problem was a lack of leadership, so ultimately you didn’t blame Lil Jon or Meatloaf; you fired Gary Busy. And these are the kind of decisions that would keep me up at night."

~   Obama

"Now Trump is running for president and he’s attacking President’s Obama’s background and I thought, hey wait a minute- Donald Trump comes from a mixed background himself: I think he’s half JACK and half ASS."

~   David Letterman